Score: 6

"Wasn't that great :\"

submission: Halloween Reprisal

date: October 27, 2006

The graphics weren't great, they were a bit shabby

The game was original, but poorly planned out.

There wasn't much variation in souds, and the music got annoying fast.

There was lots of violence, but the quality was lacking. The blood sucked.

Intearctivity was good, I mean, it IS a game.

Humor wasn't really there. Killing kids = funny, but not in your game.

Pros:
-good idea
-simple
-halloween them

Cons:
-shoddy graphics, especially the blood. Could use diferent children. More animation would have been nice too.
-crappy, if no, plot/idea/goal
-sounds were too repetative
-music was annoying

<3 Rai

Score: 8

"niiiiice"

submission: Pixel Blaster

date: October 14, 2006

vry nice. Just one thing. I got REally high up, but when I got to the one level with the asteroid like ships, i killed them all and then one froze and wouldn't stop spinning, preventing me from going on. Is that the end or a glictch or what? I was kinda sad.

Score: 3

"It sucked compared to the classic"

submission: New Numa

date: September 8, 2006

The classic one was only funny because of the fact that it was so crappy it was funny. This was planned out and you want this to be big. i refuse to watch it the whole way through. first, the song blows. Second, wth, the graphics are good! third, I hate you for selling out to mass media. Be ashamed that you did this. You have just been coerced into the mass market of media. I no longer think of you as an internet icon. You are an internet douchebag. Please, get rid of this garbage.

Score: 2

"Heh."

submission: Revenge on AFD

date: August 22, 2006

Some revenge.

AFD pwns CC.

XOXO,

Rai, The AFD5 Leader

Bitch.

;)

Score: 0

"Are you serious?"

submission: Stick fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

date: August 15, 2006

ok, I'm going to try my best to help you.

1. Graphics: Stick movies usually suck unless you are some ungodly animator like Xiao Xiao. especially when the sticks are just tweened and there is NO REAL MOTION. Plus, you did a horrible job with the blood and explosions.

2. Style: Stick movies are gay, as i said before. Nuff said.

3. Sound: I have to ask; WHAT THE HELL?! It's bad enough that it was Blink182, but it was a distorted version none the less. Pick better music next time. Hell, something that fits. Go do a Audio Portal Raid.

4. Violence: I gave you a 1 b/c there was some. It just really wasn't violent. That was not violence, that was like someone taking a bloody shit on a peice of paper and throwing it in someone else's face.

5. Humor: I gave you a ten because I almost shit myself laughing. That is how bad your short animation was.

Now I know you are probably like 10 (which means you shouldn't be on NG), but don't make an excuse like that. Admit it, you just suck at Flash. Do us all a favor and stop trying to get movies on here until you can actually animate. Take some classes, get a book, I don't care. You should be ashamed that you tried to get this peice of shit on this amazing site. Go away and come back in a few years when you have some talent. Oh, and if this is your third movie, I don't want to see your first two.

<3 Rai

Score: 7

"Beautiful. Just a question..."

submission: Kronos, The Last Titan

date: June 3, 2006

Where can we get this book? I would like to read it now. The intrigue is kiling me, and this little teaser has done a good job of not ruining the book totally.

Score: 7

"heyz"

submission: The Spammer 2

date: May 27, 2006

'lo biatch! nice job. I actually knew that song before hand and was listening to it earlier.

Also, Reyals, how is your AFD5 part going?

and we got an NG thread now!!! omg!

Score: 4

"Not really. Could be good with some work though."

submission: ZEH: Blee Oh Noes

date: February 22, 2006

yeah, this really wasn't that funny. most of your characters are drawn in the same view. plus, there is very little animation in the entire movie. One of the biggest problems i had with it was the lip synching though. it was horrible! work on that. plus, Zee only had one boob. wtf is with that? and the sound wasn't too great either. And you need some better jokes. so to summerize:
-better graphics
-more animation
-better lip synching
-better character design + perspective
-better sound
-more original jokes

still better than about half of the shit on the portal though.

Score: 8

"i <3 you like a good $20 hooker, but..."

submission: Ultimate Skate Video : SE

date: January 14, 2006

i am offended that you didnt ask me i I wanted a character! and the way the music was cut needed a bit of work. and a bit more of a story line/explaination. i give you 3.5/5 though *cheezy smile and thumbs up awkwardly*

Score: 1

"im sorry, but you have some problems to work out."

submission: Ninjaman!

date: January 12, 2006

i thought it was just my computer, but then i felt better when i realized that everyone else had the problem too: your game won't fucking load! i have a gaming pc and cable internet, and it wont go past the stupid waiting screen for level one. there was no mucis, no anything after the menu! WTF?! is this a joke? im sorry, but i cant give you anything higher than a one. it would be awesome if i could play this.